ANNOUNCER...This is the story of Arthur the Automobile...
Arthur was no ordinary auto--he had feelings--and he was feeling bad right now...
So was the girl who owned Arthur
It seems this little pretty could never get together with a man!
That made Arthur so unhappy that even his horn didn't give a hoot!
And the reason for his sorrow? Well look at our little lady's hands!
And when a fellow holds a girl's rough and unromantic hands--so long, brother!
It was up to Arthur the Automobile to do something, so he stalled one day in front of you know what! [A Trushay billboard.]
Our gal took the hint and bought some Trushay, the Beforehand Lotion!
So she used it before she did her dishes--
Before she did her light laundry--
'Cause Trushay guards hands even IN hot soapy water!
And it wasn't long, thanks to this--
That she got this! [A man in her car with hearts around them.] And what about Arthur the Automobile?
He was so happy that after they filled him with gas he went flying up the street. You would too, if you had a tankful!
So the moral to our story is--even if you haven't an auto--you aut-to try Trushay!
Wow. I would pay money to see that commercial.