Wednesday, May 06, 2009

DOES YOUR LANDLORD HAVE A BILL OF SALE FROM GOD?


My coworker Devin came back from pulling books with a stack of yellow papers. He was pretty excited about them. Apparently someone went throughout the library and put yellow papers on the shelves. He said there was like, a trail of them. He went from one to the next, collecting them. He thought I would appreciate them, which I did.

I think you will too.

This is fantastic!

Here are some of my favorite parts:
- Your landlord cannot charge you rent because they don't own your property--God does.
- We are slaves to banks, paying interest on their money that they printed.
- Everything we do is based on fear.
- Create your own reality! It's now or never, wake up!

Also, I love-loved the ALLCAPS, so that everyone knows that this is REALLY IMPORTANT, and TRUE (because obviously, anything printed is true.) (Just like everything on the Internet is true.)



THE END IS NEAR
YOUR 'FREEDOM' WILL SOON BE A DISTANT MEMORY. YOU ARE BEING DELUDED INTO A NIGHTMARISH FUTURE BY AN ELITE CLUB OF WEALTHY FASCIST ELITES. 9/11 IS AN OBVIOUS CONSPIRACY. THE LIES PERPETRATED THROUGH THAT TRAGEDY BY THE DECEITFUL CABAL POSING AS LEGITIMATE WORLD GOVERNMENTS HAS DUPED YOU. YOU HAVE BEEN CONFUSED WITH DUPLICITIOUS RELIGIONS, A BOGUS ECONOMY, ENDLESS WARS, AND A MANIPULATIVE MEDIA TO ACCEPT THEIR VERSION OF REALITY IN ORDER TO KEEP YOU DISTRACTED, ASLEEP AND UNAWARE. WHEN YOU ARE AFRAID, YOU ARE EASIER TO MANIPULATE, AND EVERY DIVISIVE ELEMENT OF SOCIETY IS AN ARTIFICIAL CONSTRUCT SPECIFICALLY ORCHESTRATED TO SOFTEN YOU UP FOR THEIR IMMINENT SEIZURE OF POWER. ANALYZE YOUR ACTIONS AND DESIRES, AND YOU WILL REALIZE THAT EVERYTHING YOU DO IS BASED ON FEAR AND OR THE NEED TO ACQUIRE WEALTH IN ORDER TO SUSTAIN THE ILLUSION THAT YOU ARE FREE. YOU ARE NOTHING MORE THAN A SLAVE IN WAITING. WHAT IS THE DEFINITION OF A SLAVE? HE WHO IS CONTROLLED THROUGH FEAR. YOU ARE AFRAID OF BEING POOR. YOU ARE AFRAID OF NOT BEING ACCEPTED. YOU ARE AFRAID OF THINGS AND PEOPLE THAT ARE DIFFERENT FROM YOU. YOU ARE AFRAID OF THE RENT. WHO OWNS THE LAND YOU LIVE ON? DOES YOUR LANDLORD HAVE A BILL OF SALE FROM GOD? NO ONE 'OWNS' ANYTHING. THE BANKS HAVE TRICKED YOU INTO BELIEVING THAT YOU OWE THEM SOMETHING, WHEN ALL THEY'VE DONE IS SCARE YOU INTO PAYING THEM INTEREST ON MONEY THEY PRINTED IN THE FIRST PLACE. WHO ARE YOU EARNING YOUR 'LIVING' FROM? WEALTHY ELITES WHO HAVE DECEIVED YOU INTO A STATE OF PERPETUAL WEAKNESS SPAWNED BY FEAR. NO ONE IS ENTITLED TO DEFINE YOUR RELATIONSHIP WITH GOD. NO ONE CAN CHARGE YOU FOR RENT ON THE LAND THAT NO ONE ACTUALLY OWNS. NO ONE CAN DEFINE YOUR REALITY FOR YOU UNLESS YOU LET THEM; THE ONLY REASON YOU LET THEM IS BECAUSE YOU ARE AFRAID. THIS IS THEIR POWER, BUT IT IS AN ILLUSION OF POWER IF YOU THINK FOR YOURSELFAND CREATE YOUR OWN REALITY. IT'S NOW OR NEVER, WAKE UP!

3 comments:

MamaErin said...

Emily you never fail to post something humorous on nights where I really need a pick me up!

Susan said...

You know.... it sounds kind of like a weird art installation.

Or a bored fundie homeless person.

Maybe a bored fundie homeless person with an Arts grant? Hmmm....

Fun times. How I miss library work! LOL

NOT

Emily said...

Susan - I think it may be a homeless person. There was a lady on the train who recited a similar speech to random people. Hers was more about the mathematics of something. That was what it reminded me of. LOL