Thursday, June 04, 2009

AMERICAN HOME part 6 - It's Not Sleight of Hand

Here's the second Windex advert:


1. Son Johnny, on leave
with his new corporal's rank,
Which he won doing stunts
with a 20-ton tank,

2. Finds cleaning the windows
in their six-room flat
Has knocked Mom, in Army slang,
hors de combat.

3. But in barracks John learned
a trick Ma must have missed,
Called, "How To Clean Panes
With A Flick of the Wrist."

4. He just uses Windex--
it's not sleight of hand,
But a work-saving wonder
that sure beats the band!

5. Spray it on--wipe it off--
for much less than a cent
Each pane has a shine
you'll acclaim heaven-sent!

6. And at house-cleaning time
it's a perfect delight
Just a few minutes' work--
and your windows are bright!

DON'T TRUST CHEAP SUBSTITUTES!
NO STREAKING...NO FILM...WHEN YOU INSIST ON
WINDEX
COSTS ONLY 1/4C PER WINDOW

* DON'T START fall house cleaning
without this non-inflammable, oil-free
cleaner that costs but a fraction of a
penny
for each pane cleaned!
And--Windex is grand for cleaning
windshields, mirrors, anything in the
house made of glass!
WINDEX SAVES TIME
SAVES ENERGY * SAVES YOU

You can get Windex in two sizes--6-
ounce and the 20-ounce economy size

Copr. 1942, The Drackett Co.

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